The Bats, Birds, and The Beasts

Once upon a super-fun time, the birds and the beasts were having a big, noisy fight. It was like a playground battle but way, way bigger! The foxes would look at the geese and say, "Yum, snack time!" And the eagles? They'd dive down and grab the hares, saying, "You're it! Oh, and also, you're dinner!"

You'd think the owls would be reading books or something, right? Nope! They were eating mice like they were little cheese puffs. "Mmm, tastes like...mouse!"

Now, let's talk about the bat family. Nope, not Batman, just regular bats who couldn't make up their minds. When the birds were winning, the bats would put on fake feathers and say, "We're birds, too! Tweet, tweet!" But as soon as the beasts started winning, the bats would take off the feathers and say, "Just kidding! We're totally beasts! Growl!"

When the big fight was finally over, all the birds and beasts had a meeting. Not a fun meeting with snacks, but a serious one.

"Those bats are so confusing!" said the eagle. "Are they birds? Are they beasts? Make up your minds!"

"Yeah!" said the fox. "One minute, they're flapping around with us. The next, they're pretending to growl like a lion!"

So, they all said, "Bye-bye, bats!"

The bats had to find new homes in old, dark towers and empty buildings. Kind of like treehouses, but way less cool. And they could only come out at night when everyone was asleep, like they were playing a never-ending game of hide-and-seek.

So, that's it. The bats were pretty clever, but sometimes being too tricky makes everyone mad. It's like trying to play on both teams in a soccer game. You might get to kick the ball more, but no one wants you on their team anymore!

War raged between birds and beasts, oh what a scene!
Foxes chased geese, and eagles weren't keen
To leave hares alone; owls had their feast,
On tiny little mice, to say the least.

Hares vanished away, and geese met their end,
Chickens were taken, it was a sad trend.
Winners would dine on the losers they beat,
In a world gone wild, survival's no treat.

But wait, let's talk about the bat clan's scheme,
Neither bird nor beast, or so it would seem.
When birds took the lead, bats would quickly say,
"We're feathered like you, hooray, hooray!"

But when beasts roared loud and seemed to win,
Bats flipped their script in less than a spin.
"Actually, we're beasts!" they'd quickly retort,
Changing their stance like it was a sport.

When war came to end, both sides took a chat,
"What do we think of those flip-floppy bats?"
"Dishonest!" they cried, "they've played a sly game,
Chase them away, give them lasting shame!"

Now bats hide in towers, and old empty halls,
They only come out when the night softly calls.
Clever they were, but now they're alone,
In dark hidden places, their whereabouts unknown.